Sunday Stealing - "I've come to realize meme"

1. I’ve come to realize that my chest-size. . .
...is larger than my aunt's.

2. I’ve come to realize that my job. . .
...can be a pain in the ass but is really doing something I love.

3. I’ve come to realize that when I’m driving. . .
...I'm a total fucking psycho.

4. I’ve come to realize that I need. . .
...liposuction!

5. I’ve come that realize that I have lost. . .
...MY YOUTH!

6. I’ve come to realize that I hate it when. . .
...half the people I know begin to speak.

7. I’ve come to realize that if I’m drunk. . .
...I will most certainly die of anaphylactic shock.

8. I’ve come to realize that money...
...could probably buy me happiness.

9. I’ve come to realize that certain people. . .
...should really be dead.

10. I’ve come to realize that I’ll always. . .
...bitch about something.

11. I’ve come to realize that my sibling(s). . .
...are pretty damned awesome.

12. I’ve come to realize that my mom…
...looking fucking younger than I!

13. I’ve come to realize that my cell phone. . .
...is a pain in the ass that I would love to run over with my car!

14. I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning. . .
...I was hoping it wouldn't happen.

15. I’ve come to realize that last night before I went to sleep. . .
...I was curious to see if anyone bothered to read this and comment.

16. I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking. . .
...of those damned deer and rabbits pillaging my garden since it rained away my liquid fence.

17. I’ve come to realize that my dad. . .
...really needs to be on prozac.

18. I’ve come to realize that when I get on Facebook. . .
...I'm sucked into those damned games!

19. I’ve come to realize that today. . .
...is never long enough, yet is often too long.

20. I’ve come to realize that tonight. . .
...is over and I should be in bed!

21. I’ve come to realize that tomorrow. . .
...is going to be a pain in the ass

22. I’ve come to realize that I really want to. . .
...hybridize a lily that will appeal to the masses

23. I’ve come to realize that the person mostly likely to repost this is. . .
...Joe

24. I’ve come to realize that life. . .
...is a lot of work.

25. I’ve come to realize that this weekend. . .
...really sucked.

26. I’ve realized the best music to listen to when I am upset. . .
...is Sarah McLachlan.

27. I’ve come to realize that my friends. . .
...are incredibly patient.

28. I’ve come to realize that this year. . .
...hasn't been as bad as last year.

29. I’ve come to realize that me exes. . .
...are forever staying that way!

30. I’ve come to realize that maybe I should. . .
...file the piles of crap in my office.

31. I’ve come to realize that I love. . .
...

32. I’ve come to realize that I don’t understand. . .
...how people can watch faux wresting (RAW, etc.)

33. I’ve come to realize my past. . .
...has long shadows.

34. I’ve come to realize that parties. . .
...are not unlike meetings - DULL!

35. I’ve come to realize that I’m totally terrified. . .
...of spiders.

36. I’ve come to realize that my life. . .
...in wonderously complicated.