The wicked bitch - Mother Nature - has FINALLY decided that we are allowed spring here in Iowa. We're having some April showers, and I'm counting on May flowers but those bastard rabbits are eating my tulips as fast as they come up.
I applied Liquid Fence. Have you read the label of that shit? Putrescent egg solids - and garlic. NASTY! The smell of it about killed me and it says the animals can smell it long after it dries. Well, the rabbits I have out here must be like mutants or something because it doesn't seem to stop them. Thank GOD they don't like daffodils.
So, I've decided to go extreme. I've loaded up on short-range shells for my .22 (I know, imagine ME with a gun!) and I'm on a mission! I'd like to have multiple montiors outside playing that really nasty loop of Watership Down, too.
Then, I have deer. I looked out my kitchen window and there was this fucking deer chomping on my rose bush. I knocked on the window. It looked up at me after about 10 slams on the glass and then mentally said "Fuck you!" and went on eating. I thought about letting the dog out but she couldn't catch a rat on a gluetrap, so I opened the window and used the kitchen hose sprayer. There is no way in hell I'm gonna shoot that close to my house, or a window.
Why don't they make rabbit poison or deer poison? They make rat poison, mouse poison, bug poisons. How much rat poison would it take to kill a deer? Jesus. All I know is, if those bastards touch my daylilies OR iris, I'm planting fucking land mines!
Saturday, April 18, 2009
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3 comments:
ok here is a simple, free and non-gun way to solve this
PISS
pee around the permieter of your beds. i SWEAR it works. it works for deer, so i assume rabbits too.
trust.
oh my. waaaaaaay to many visuals going on at once here.
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